My name is Merle Swaggard. People send me their shitty music and we listen to it. It’s either swag or suck. There’s no ratings, no middle ground. Like that dickhead science teacher you had in 11th grade, this shit is pass/fail.
Need to talk, bro? suckorswag {at} gmail [dot] c0m
You got the balls to send us your “music”? Well alright then:
