I just got off the phone with the aforementioned Queen. Turns out the reason her land is so sad is because the only music on the radio is this crap. I told her about the internet but she’s doesn’t want her peasants learning about freedom so it’s completely blocked. One day the kids will discover rock n’ roll and rebel but until then I weep for the common folk of Sad Land. Suck.
SUCK: A Silent Film “Queen Of A Sad Land”