SUCK: Helen Austin “Take Me Away”

Cutesy girl voice and a ukelele – clearly I hate this more than life itself but that doesn’t mean it won’t be on the soundtrack for the next horrible Michael Cera movie. I bet he plays a lovable loser in it. While I find this track appalling your dumb hipster girlfriend will love it so pretend you do too and at least get a blow job out of the deal.

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7 thoughts on “SUCK: Helen Austin “Take Me Away”

  1. helenaustin says:

    love it!! That made me laugh so hard 🙂 You are so right.

  2. tanya says:

    I love how he called you a cutesy ‘girl’…that alone was worth the price of admission.

  3. Nick Tann says:

    I so wish I had a hipster girlfriend!

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